One night there was a man groping around 42nd Street. ‘ “What are you doing?”, a passer-by asked him. ‘”I’m looking for my glasses. I’m almost blind without them,” he replied. “Where do you think you might have lost them?” the helpful passer-by asked. “Back on 40th Street” the now visually impaired man replied. “Why [...]
“How much money do you make?” the lovely lady in the passenger seat of the borrowed old blue Nissan pickup truck questioned. I’d met this lovely specimen of humanity the a day before and logic, wisdom, and reason had fled my cranium just seconds after that. Unwilling to let the girl with the golden brown [...]
“Would you like to go for a walk”? The lovely golden brown-headed dame gazed back at me across the cab of the small 1988 Nissan pickup truck as mist dampened the windshield and clouds scudded overhead. I was ready to take “the plunge” but I had my requirements: 1) It (the proposal) HAD to be [...]
On Wednesday of last week, I had a tight schedule. I kissed my wife in the kitchen and went over to kiss the heads of my two kids and give them as much of a quick hug as I could with them still seated at the breakfast table. As I headed toward the door my [...]
As a child we had no television. This wasn’t because we couldn’t afford one but because my parents didn’t want me to have too many evil influences. Nevertheless I heard about a man called Evel Knievel who went on TV and jumped over buses, broke 40 bones in a single crash, rocketed above the Snake [...]
My Grandpa, Melvin Drake, M.D. always said, “Be careful who you choose as friends because the dirt rubs off but the clean doesn’t”. If the two Olympians that I had the pleasure of being with today “rub off” on me I will be much healthier. Now I know that fitness doesn’t just “rub off” on [...]
Lance: When my parents compliment me I tell them, “Thank-you. I come from a good line”. I think you will enjoy this letter. My dad wrote this a few years back. If you need a few grins give it a read. All the best, Lance Cash Practice Secrets Dear Weary Ones, I’m a procrastinator but [...]
